I love black thongs
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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