Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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