So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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