So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
God, I missed his penis.
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