hell yes lets make some ravioli
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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