no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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