it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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