He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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