She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
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