I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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