yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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