i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
whose parrot is this?
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
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