I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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