you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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