I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Randomize
