Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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