Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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