my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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