i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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