I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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