Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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