Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
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