Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Are my feet made of real feet?
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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