; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
foreskin is a definite game changer
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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