then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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