Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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