I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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