Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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