absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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