Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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