Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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