Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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