butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
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