did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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