So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
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