I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
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all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
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