If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
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