he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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