I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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