What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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