Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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