i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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