chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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