Non-Jews are for practice
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
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