Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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