Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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