So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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