So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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