YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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