I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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