Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Randomize
