Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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